• Reviews

    Review: Fortnite – The Series

    It was only a matter of time before the Fortnite video game craze led to a cinematic experience. What is so surprising is how many liberties were taken with the franchise, complete with the hilariously awful translation of the game’s namesake in Korean. Fortnite focuses on John “The Reaper” Wick, a man with a gambling addict who finds himself brought into a mysterious Battle Royale thanks to the underpinnings of the IO company. He finds himself competed with hundreds of other contestants, with the goal of gaining the Victory Royale and with that the prize of 45 billion won (approximately 38 million V-bucks.) The series takes a lot of liberties…

  • Gaming,  Reviews

    Review – Bravely Default II

    It took over 80 hours, but I’ve unlocked all the endings and beaten all of the “optional” class trials of the Switch game Bravely Default II (which is coming to Steam later this year.) I’ll be honest, I wish I’d quit playing at the forty hour mark. I’m not going to say this is a bad game and people shouldn’t play it, but I am going to point out that it’s an excessive disappointment and the more time a player spends on it the longer that player is going to realize how flawed it is. The Premise: Bravely Default 2 follows the antics of Seth, who is a guy in…

  • Non-Fiction

    Copypasta: Flounce Letter

    Hello, I’m random [online community] member #278. Most of you have never seen me post. A few of you know me from [insert link for this weeks drama filled post] where I was in a rather heated online argument. I have to say I’m disappointed in [online community]. I won’t name names in this post even though the entire community knows who I’m talking about. That way I can always point to my post saying, “I NEVER SAID YOUR NAME!” This gives me the upper ground. I didn’t like the way that you did that thing you did. And the photoshopped pictures about me hurt my feelings. Yes, I realize…

  • Life Update

    I Wish I Could Step Back From This Ledge, My Friend

    This move was the definition of a mistake. Not to say there hasn’t been some great things about it? I moved out here with a job ready for me – they laid off a quarter of their staff 6 weeks in. I sign up for another job through a temp agency, a little less pay but I feel I’m doing fairly well at it… until they drop me unexpectedly 4 weeks in. Also, while working there, I hurt my lower back in the stupidest way possible, and still haven’t fully recovered. Yay for getting old. Still staying with family. They are doing what they can to make it work, and…

  • Reviews

    Review – I Was An OP Demon Lord Before I Got Isekai’d To This Boring Corporate Job!

    So, I may have gone overboard with my hilarious meme review that you all should go and rate as helpful right freaking now because I’m desperate for validation. But how did I really feel about the book I gave “negative one” star on Amazon, Goodreads, and Tiktok? Well, to put it bluntly, I think it’s the right mix of clever marketing and solid story writing. The author, Regina Watts (whom you might know from my review of another book of hers, Bloom & Dark) recently rebranded some of her short erotic stories in something of an omnibus complete with an manga cover, and then came out with this hilariously over-the-top…

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    Review – Missing: A Mason Gray Case

    A long time ago, I was an active member of the Camarilla Fan Club. I think I might still be a member now that I think about it, but I haven’t played in a game in like 8 years? One of my least favorite things about the franchise was how the global chronicle tended to drift towards “Super Friends, But We Dress Dark And Sometimes the DM Makes Our Characters Drink Blood (Because He’s an Asshole).” One of my *favorite* things about it was how player creativity could clash with at times gritty modern fantasy to create personal stories that bled between different players (pun not intended.) William C. Markham’s…

  • Fiction

    Movie Night (erotica submission)

    We’d agree to meet at a local big-chain theatre. The movie wouldn’t matter much; something R rated and preferably not on its opening week. You’d wear a warm sweater and a miniskirt with leggings; a nice balance between staying warm as you’re out and about while also allowing you to suggestively show off some of your finer assets. Underneath a warm winter hat would be your cute hair, tied up in pigtails because of reasons. Once the lights went down and the movie started, we would want to be mindful of other movie patrons. You’d have to keep your breathing quiet as I kissed on your neck and teased your…

  • Life Update

    Failing to Wear a Bandana Because Our Home is in Montana

    It’s been an eventful couple of weeks, to say the least. I cleaned out the property we were renting in Illinois. We left a lot behind. There was a sense that maybe there was a lot of stuff hoarded that didn’t need to be, and a sense of shame that the rental property hadn’t been taken care of better. In fairness, much of that wasn’t on us the renters. But some of it was. I am not sure I’ll get a positive endorsement from my previous landlord. I had been working right up until the Thursday graveyard shift, which was a surprisingly joyous affair. I had bought a cake that…